Wednesday, 25 April, 2018

Robert DeNiro's Mueller Scorches 'Focker' Michael Cohen (Ben Stiller) On 'SNL'

Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller star in SNL skit featuring Trump lawyer Michael Cohen Robert De Niro as Robert Mueller grills Ben Stiller as Trump's lawyer on SNL
Nicole Thomas | 15 April, 2018, 10:58

Stiller's Cohen comes rushing to US Attorney General Jeff Sessions (played by Kate McKinnon) and US Vice President Mike Pence (played by Beck Bennett).

Donald Trump had a wild week, beginning with the raid of the offices and residences of his longtime lawyer Michael Cohen, which the president called "a war on our country".

One of the questions "Mueller" asked Cohen for the lie detector test was how he "liked that pee-pee tape".

De Niro made his appearance halfway through, hooking Stiller's Cohen up to a polygraph.

"Did President Trump know about it?"

Trump speaks to UK, French leaders after strikes
Mahmoud Ibrahim, who waved a Syrian flag as he hung out of his auto window said: "We are not scared of America's missiles". Assad, who has denied ever using chemical weapons against his opponents, responded to the strikes with a defiant vow.

"If you're innocent, you have nothing to worry about", De Niro's Mueller says as he straps Stiller's Cohen to a lie detector. "I'll start with some easy ones", he said. There was the Stormy Daniels bribe, James Comey's tell-all, and the raid of Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen's offices by Special Counselor Robert Mueller.

That's right, Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller reunited on SNL and honestly, it was everything.

As for Cohen, his codename was simply "Dead Man Walking".

"You can milk anything with nipples", Cohen said. De Niro's Mueller asked to the cheer of the audience. "Now we're gonna catch all you little Fockers" had to be our favorite. If you've never thought about why a CT town would build a gazebo during the Civil War or how much of your day is spent proving you're not a robot, the comedian will really make you stop and question things.

Saturday Night Live returns with Atlanta creator and star Donald Glover serving as host - while also performing as the night's musical guest under his stage Childish Gambino - on May 5 at 11:30 p.m. ET/8:30 p.m. PT on NBC.

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