Sunday, 19 November, 2017

Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants Let You Keep On Stuffing

Stove Top Stuffing pants Stove Top Stuffing pants
Sammy Stanley | 15 November, 2017, 03:43

And there was a time, a lot later in life than I should probably admit, that I would make Stove Top just because. "This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of and the ideal way to enjoy Thanksgiving in comfort and style", the company's ad says.

They're now selling "Thanksgiving Dinner Pants" online to help people enjoy more Thanksgiving without having to worry about getting a turkey belly. "Family and friends will be envious of your level of comfort at the Thanksgiving table".

The stretch-waisted trousers are unisex and maroon and feature an over-the-belly waistband.

One Apple Watch sold for every seven iPhones in Q3 2017
The report attributes part the success to the new Apple Watch Series 3, which hit global sales as high as 3.9 million. Xiaomi and Fitbit trailed Apple with 3.6 and 3.5 million units, mostly consisting of fitness bands.

The spoofed infomercial video featured a variety of disclaimers but claims: "This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of and the flawless way to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in comfort and style".

Thanksgiving is just weeks away and if you want to indulge this Thanksgiving without the agony, Stove Top Stuffing is offering something just for you.

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